jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

samischino:

frapputwinko:

I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know

theinsufferablefan:

broadway-aradia:

what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg

grandkanye:

yongmuney:

my sister has a sim for every boy whose heart she ever broke

shes like the taylor swift of sims

ursorum:

im trying not to judge books by their covers 

but

snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times