have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

paynenvy:

hahry:

should i do homework or burn my school

the first one sounds like a lot of work

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

pink-in-the-afternoon:

cheerleaderblaines:

Jennifer Lawrence is like a Tumblr user who somehow went outside and got famous and now she’s just confused